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Can an old-money family from the southwest run a presidential campaign with the Alaska Hillbillies without driving each other crazy?

Sarah likes Pat Buchanan, teaching Creationism in school and oil companies. Turn offs include gays, non-Christians, and answering questions about her ability to step in in the likely event that a 72 year old man with a history of health problems is suddenly called home to Jesus.

John likes anything that will get him votes, pandering to the lowest common denominator and sociopathic tendencies. Turn offs include non-fawning reporters, geography, and having to remember how many houses he owns.

One's too old, and one's disturbingly unprepared. One's too cynically manipulative and the other seems like a bit of a ditz. But both have an overwhelming need to hang onto power, and a hope that this country is just too racist and stupid to try something new.

How will it turn out? Tune in in November.