There's a word for women like Ann Coulter

But it's not used in polite society, outside of a kennel. (Yes, I stole that from "The Women". If you haven't seen it, you should)

Actually, there's an even more appropriate word, and it rhymes with Runt.

See what she said now. It sounds like someone's got a case of widow envy.

But that means someone would have to marry her first. I'm sure if they did, they'd welcome death. Imagine servicing THAT on a regular basis.