Just when I was starting to like Omaha...

I find out that there is John Galt Boulevard there.

John Galt is the main character in Atlas Shrugged - that stupid, stupid, stupid novel by Ayn Rand that some backwards adults consider to be a Work of Great Political Importance.

Ayn Rand, while odious, wouldn't set foot in a town like Omaha. So there, you ass-kissers.

I mean, really.....