If you have to wear a suit, wear it right!

Once again, I feel the need to post about men and their suits.

I realize that one does not wear a suit unless one is required to. They are expensive and uncomfortable - a throwback from a more painful era, fashion-wise. But if you have to wear one, you might as well wear it right.

I'm not going to get into a big deal about two versus three buttons, or French Cuffs versus standard. I just ask that, if you want to look your best, button your jacket. ESPECIALLY if you are wearing a double-breasted suit. If you don't, it makes you look sloppy, and it makes you ass look big. If you have a big ass already, it makes your ass look HUGE. So please - just button up, especially if you want to be taken seriously, and not like some big-ass slob.

You can - and should - unbutton when you are seated. Better yet, if you are seated at your workspace, you may take your jacket off. But don't do that if you are at anything resembling a formal situation, including lunch.

That's it. Carry on.