The Good Taste Chronicles

Stemming the tide of vulgarity in the general public.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

reason #447,494,569,494 that Republicans are jerks

Now they want to shut down Al Gore's big anti-global warming concert on the steps of the Capital. It seems they think it's too "controversial" (only to them). Never mind that if they thought they could get away with it, we would have the Exxon/Mobil Singers doing hourly floorshows there 24/7.

And speaking of whiny losers: President Bush and his peevish, nasaly, faux twang is really getting on my nerves. He sounds EXACTLY like the worst performing appliance salesman at a particularly disenfranchised Sears trying to explain why no one has bought a washing machine from him since he started working there six months ago. If he hadn't been born rich, and had had anything other than that deep freeze of a mother (who bears more than a passing resemblence to a female impersonator, by the way) he might have had a chance at being normal. But the Mommy Dearest pretty much assured us that he would turn out the way he did, and the Nazi money got him where he is (that, and the large percentage of morons who reside in this country). And we have to babysit him for two more years.

Lastly, You've undoubtedly heard me go off on Representative Steve King (R-Iowa), the Neanderthal embarassment to the fair state of Iowa. Well, I have good news!!!! There is an anti-king, and you can see him grilling some GOP simp here in this very interesting bit of footage about how the Republicans used the General Service Administration to target Democratic encumbants. See??? I told you Iowa was cool. It's just western Iowa that sometimes has to take the short bus!!!



Oh well. I can't be too upset. After all, it's a beautiful day, and there's new furniture coming. The best days are the days the new furniture arrives.

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