AUGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Whew. Now that I've gotten that out of my system, I can straighten my tie, adjust my mangirdle, and get on with life.....

I know that you think I fell of the edge of the earth, or into the hot tub, or something like that, but really nothing could be farther from the truth. It's just that the site has had some awful technical problems recently, and so I haven't been able to communicate with you, my dear readers, and at this all-important time. I haven't been able to talk to you of my appalled-ness of the Presidential campaign: The dreariness of that McCain character, the hoakiness of that Sarah Palin thing, and my just generally low opinion of the Republicanism of the whole Republican party. I'll just say this - How dumb do they think we are?

Suffice to say, I'm more of an Obamacrat than ever, and I refuse to accept the remote idea that he might lose, because wouldn't it be nice to have a President who has a brain? A President who doesn't play to the lowest common denominator? A President who has a wife and kids that aren't creepy or skanky? Especially now that we are on the edge of a depression or something....

If you promise to vote for Obama, I promise to tell you about my exciting new promotion at The Major Concern. For the time being, just think of me as the Mary Norris of tree-hugginess.....