You can take the trash out of Texas.....

The former White House Chef, Walter Scheib, has written a book outlining how difficult the Bush Family was to cook for. While not exactly a "tell-all", he talks about things like Laura Bush handing him recipes out of a Martha Stewart Magazine, and asking him to make it look "just like the picture" and how the President doesn't like "green food" or "soggy fish"

But the best part is the Inaugural menu (this excerpted from the swift report)

Tensions were further exacerbated, say sources close to the chef, by White House orders that Scheib create a special inaugural menu to honor the brand names represented by more than a dozen top GOP and Bush campaign donors. Scheib was reportedly vocal about his unhappiness over having to create dishes that featured such ingredients as Coca-Cola, Krispy Kreme Doughnuts and Pilgrim's Pride Whole Butter Basted Turkeys.

Click on the Swift Report link to read the whole thing. The menu below is not a parody, and should, in my opinion, be Article One in Impeachment on the grounds of poor taste.