The 12 Days of Sad Christmas Misfits: Day Ten

Today, we have a curious offering, made out of some new space-age material. It's sort of rubbery, sort of spongey. Having been out of the arts and crafts scene for several decades, (I was asked to leave the Cub Scouts after they caught me with a pack of Virginia Slims) I have no idea what it is. Could it be that this is the new felt?

I like it's Dr. Seussian quality, but I especially like the missing letters, and the message itself: Season's Greetings. That's sure to disturb some of those more rabidly Xtian among us, and that's always a nice touch.